Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[PrincessX]

You revise the direction of the object by substituting the proximal part with the distal part ( turn the jar upside down for dummies), hold the cookies in your dominant hand and twist the jar with your non-dominant hand, simultaneously performing external rotation. Alternatively, you can ask another subject, with the necesary expertise to twist the object for you.
Is there such a thing as a stupid question?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

I've been told no, but I think yes if one tries hard enough...

Is the Moon the North Wind's cookie?

 

[Peter]

Only if it came from the South.

Why did Yankee Doodle named the feather in his hat Macaroni?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

While he was putting the feather in his hat, he was eating a bowl of macaroni, and he couldn't think of anything else to call it. Besides, it rhymes with "pony." I don't know what he would have called the feather if had been eating a headcheese hoagie.

If a breathalyzer analyzes breath, what does an analyzer do? 3

 

[Peter]

Stop breathing.

If love is blind, why all the make-up?

 

[PrincessX]

Most blind are able to detect shades and bright colours.

If work were such a splendid thing, why would not the rich keep it for themselves?

 

[Peter]

Because they would not get paid for it.

If the sun was 93 million miles away, why is it just outside the house?

 

[PrincessX]

Because it violated its boundaries.
Is time measured by change?

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No, time is not measured by change. Change comes from within.

Is consciousness that annoying time between naps?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

It sure is. And sometimes I'm not fully awake when my eyes are open.

If the Left Hand and Right Hand would talk to each other, what would the conversation be?

 

[PrincessX]

Why do I always have to follow you? Have you heard of co-dependency?
If people stop consuming entertainment, what would happen to all these celebrities?

 

[Peter]

:rofl: funny answer PrincessX.

They would become politicians.

What came firsts, the orange fruit or the color orange?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

The colour orange came first, because that is the sun, and without the sun, plants could not have evolved oranges.

What makes a banana so appealing?

 

[Peter]

They are easy to zip open.

How can someone have an apple in their eye?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Dunno. Bad aim, I suppose?

How does one get into a pickle?

 

[making_art]

Dig a hole and climb in.

Do Canadians have accents?

 

[Mari]

With a piccolo! Okay, I was too slow so now I have to try for the next question...

Do Canadians have accents? Yes but only accidentally.


I borrowed this double question from George Carlin.

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

 

[making_art]

:lol:

 

[PrincessX]

With a piccolo! Okay, I was too slow so now I have to try for the next question...

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"

No, they fear someone might get in there with their "Smart".

How old are you in your dreams?

 

[H011yHawkJ311yBean]

Age is relative to how you feel.

How will our diets change when the squirrels take over the world?

 

[PrincessX]

We will turn acorns and therefore will not need food.

Does the Easter Bunny like calculators?