Aussie Humor

[Daniel E.]

Australian Mullet Competition Saves Small Town From Financial Ruin

Anyone of any age and any background is welcome to compete given they meet the one major requirement: they love their mullet.

 

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A man from the US with COVID-19 is the in an Australian hospital.
He looks at the nurse and says, "Did I come here to die?"

The nurse turns and replies, "No, you came here yestaday"

 

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How can you tell if an Australian is asking a question?

You can’t?

 

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My work has just hired an Australian IT expert.

He comes from a LAN down under.

 

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[gooblax]

I thought having spiders in the Christmas tree was enough decoration.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

@gooblax

Aussie blokes been living with this humongous spider for the last year

 

[Daniel E.]

That reminds me of the power of radical avoidance

 

[gooblax]

I concur with the comment about it being the spider's house. That's 8 steps too far for me.

 

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[David Baxter PhD]

What are those? They look painful... are they also poisonous?

 

[Daniel E.]

Yeah, the leaves and other parts of the plant may be poisonous. It's hard for me to identity since they look similar (to me) to both poisonous and non-poisonous varieties.

If @gooblax doesn't know, it's probably because the poison already got to her and made her have positive illusions about spined leaves

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Crikey! I hope not, mate!
@gooblax. if you see this make a beeline for Macca - stat!

I am pretty sure that McNuggets with BBQ (aka "barbie") sauce is the antidote. That cures pretty much everything.