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Why Do Cats Bite When You Pet Them For No Reason? - CatWiki
Cats are affectionate creatures when it's on their terms. Find out why do cats bite when you pet them.
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"Cats are not shy about letting you know that you’ve invaded and violated their boundaries."
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
That's for sure. 
What is a cardinal sin in a fine dining restaurant?
Answer (1 of 331): So, there are actually a bunch of cardinal(ish) sins in a fine dining establishment. Most of which have long been forgotten. The only reason I know of any is because my Great Aunt Kay, who was born in the late 1800's and died at 99 years old, was an instructor in a finishing sc...
"I remember being in an upmarket restaurant years ago and a couple came in (who were on their first date by the sounds of it) and the waiter brought a plate of olives. The man tried one and loudly said that the “grapes” were off and tasted funny. The poor woman looked horrified."
"One Christmas, years ago, my mother opened a delicate, clear bottle inscribed with tiny blue letters, sprayed it on her wrist, dramatically inhaled, raved about the refreshing scent, and thanked my cousin’s husband for the new perfume. He sheepishly clarified that it was actually cleaning solution for glasses."
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Noom Wants To Help You Lose Weight. Does It Work?
The app claims to rely on science and psychology to help you lose weight. But it may not be that different from any other deprivation diet.
www.buzzfeednews.com
No one denigrates you, Oh my god, you’re addicted to air.
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
It's getting real bad here in California. I just got robbed at the gas station. I called the cops and they asked if I knew who did it.
"It was pump #5," I replied.
"It was pump #5," I replied.
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
^^^ Now THAT is comedy!
Poster in the background:
You is kind.
You is smart.
You is in jail.
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Chris Rock Responds to Will Smith’s Oscars Slap at Standup Show: ‘I’m Still Kind of Processing What Happened’
At a Boston standup show, Chris Rock offered his first public response to Will Smith's Oscars slap: "I'm still processing what happened."
variety.com
“How was your weekend?”
~ Chris Rock
"Hopefully you have someone to blame."
~ The Price Is Right host Drew Carey joking to someone who just lost
~ The Price Is Right host Drew Carey joking to someone who just lost
Jimmy Kimmel Trips Out Over Mushrooms Talking to Each Other (Published 2022)
“Anyone speak shiitake?” Kimmel joked of new research suggesting that fungi communicate.
“Anyone speak shiitake?” Kimmel joked of new research suggesting that fungi communicate.
Originally posted by David:
"Why a fax machine is nothing but a waffle maker with a phone attached!" ~ Grampa Simpson
"Why a fax machine is nothing but a waffle maker with a phone attached!" ~ Grampa Simpson
Remember what Mom always said: "A handshake is as good as a hug."
~ Frasier
~ Frasier
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