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    "It is only too easy to compel a sensitive human being to feel guilty about anything."
    Morton Irving Seiden, posted by Daniel

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"In this family we fix our own problems. We use no psychiatrists, no therapists, no educated people of any kind."

~ Roseanne
 

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“Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!”

― Anne Tyler, [WIKI]The Accidental Tourist[/WIKI]
 
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"Honesty always gives you the advantage of surprise in the House of Commons."

~ James Hacker (Paul Eddington) in [WIKI]Yes, Prime Minister[/WIKI]
 

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From a serious Amazon review:

"It was suggested by a wonderful pet psychic."
 

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Book review at Amazon:

Cognitive Neuroscience of Human Systems: Work and Everyday Life (Human Factors and Ergonomics), Forsythe, Chris, Liao, Huafei, Trumbo, Michael Christopher Stefan, Cardona-Rivera, Rogelio E., eBook - Amazon.com

It’s a book. It has words in it. Also pictures. I enjoy pictures, and I enjoy words. Therefore, I enjoyed this book. Bonus: it is hardcover, which was great for swatting a spider that got a little handsy. “How did a spider get handsy?” You may ask. A reasonable question, since they are known for being leggy. For that answer you will need to consult a book. Not this one, though, it does not cover spider-hands. For that, I deduct half star, which rounds up to 5 stars as Amazon views stars as an all-or-none phenomenon.
 

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"Why do you [therapists] have so many rules? It's not like you're real doctors."

~ Mom
 

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Corporate speak from a job ad:

"Daily tasks include support to new business expansion initiatives and cross-functional project teams while working hand-in-hand with strategic partners to ensure readiness for each assigned initiative."
 

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Translation: We have extra money in this years budget for hiring and we have to spend it or lose it but we have no idea what the candidate will actually be doing.
 
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