The Corrupt Wish Game

[ladylore]

I found this on another forum I belong to, thought it was fun and decided to share it.


It's simple! wish for something

I wish i had an ice cream cone

The next person will grant your wish but corrupt it with a bad outcome.

Wish granted----you get a triple scoop waffle cone topped with Tabasco sauce and jalepeno slices.


Think of this as a good wish-bad wish in the same sentence.....Here is the starter wish, enjoy corrupting it and DON'T forget to make a wish after you corrupt one.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Jazzey]

Wish granted-- you get a brand new puppy that chews everything.

I wish I had patio furniture...

 

[ladylore]

Your wish is granted - You get your patio furniture made from pink marshmellows.


I wish for a new sports model racing chair

 

[Meg]

Your wish is granted... you get a new sports model racing chair that has no brakes...

I wish for a new coffee machine.

 

[NicNak]

Your wish is granted - all the water that goes into the coffee machine turns to vinegar :yuck:

I wish for a new digital camera

 

[Meg]

Your wish is granted - you get a new digital camera with a lens cover that's fused on hoto:

I wish for a house elf to do my chores (can you guess what I'm avoiding right now?)

 

[ladylore]

Your wish is granted - your elf house does your chores and wakes you up at odd hour in the middle of the night by jumping on your bed.

I wish for a new flat screen TV.

 

[Jazzey]

Your wish is granted - you get a brand new LCD screen that only captures canadian chanels

I wish for a personal assistant to ensure all my bills get paid...

 

[white page]

Your wish is granted - your new personal assistant , pays your cheques for your bills into her personnal bank account.

I wish my hair didn't frizz up in the rain.

 

[NicNak]

Your wish is granted - Your hair grows to your ankles.

I wish the humidity would go away

 

[white page]

Your wish is granted, the duck pond in your garden dries up and the resident duck family move house.

I wish I could take a trip to the sea this weekend

 

[NicNak]

Your wish is granted - but the boat gets off course and you wind up in Canada

I wish the Pittsburgh Penguins will win the Stanley Cup in Ice Hockey

 

[Mari]

The Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup but when you wake up you are not sure if it was a dream or a nightmare. :funny:

I wish that my vegetable garden was self-weeding.

 

[Jazzey]

:rofl:

Your wish is granted Mari, you now have a beautiful self-weeding garden but, it doesn't recognize a weed from a seedling...you now have a plot of dirt.

I wish I had a garden

 

[kimmy]

I wish I could visit New Zealand someday.

 

[Mari]

oops Kimmy you forgot to grant Jazzey her wish but I will for you.

Your wish is granted with 'silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row' and if you think that is a nice garden look up the meaning of the rhyme!

I will let someone else try Kimmy's trip to New Zealand - this is more fun than I thought it would be.

 

[ladylore]

Your wish is granted kimmy - You get to go to New Zealand but you need to drive there. Only option open to you.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[Daniel E.]

Your wish is granted, but the maid sues you after slipping on floor cleaner.

I wish I had a condo on the beach.

 

[Jazzey]

Your wish is granted, but the beach isn't private so people keep looking inside your place through your windows.

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

[ladylore]

Your wish is granted - your personal chef is ethically vegan and only cooks vegan food.

I wish I lived closer to the ocean.