Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3

[Cat Dancer]

If you put enough cheese and gravy and stuff on eggplant then it RULES!!!!

 

[Daniel E.]

Great, CD. I think you cracked the Canadian logic

 

[David Baxter PhD]

CBC News - Ottawa - Alleged robber injured by own knife

A man is in critical condition in hospital after injuring himself with his own knife when he tripped and fell after allegedly robbing a store in Ottawa's south end Monday, police said.

Stupid criminals: We has them.

 

[AmZ]

But you has brave shoppers also on top of this, the criminals have even less of a chance of being successful:

KTVU.com - Man In Wheelchair Tackles Would-Be Thief

 

[David Baxter PhD]

The Double Down disappears in Canada
by Wency Leung, Globe and Mail
Tuesday, November 16, 2010



And just like that, it’s gone.

The KFC Double Down, the epic eye-popping, jaw-dropping bun-less sandwich, is no longer being sold in Canada.

Without explaining why it has pulled the outrageous item from its menu, KFC announced that as of yesterday, “Canada is officially a Double Down free zone.”

 

[Daniel E.]

I guess it was the lack of gravy

 

[David Baxter PhD]

The whole purpose of the bread or bun in any sandwich is to stop getting your fingers greasy. KFC evidently didn't understand that. If you're eating sitting down with a knife and fork, it doesn't matter. But fast food franchises depend on garb-and-go dining. That's the fatal mistake KFC made.

 

[Daniel E.]

Of course, in Quebec, anything goes:


A Qu?b?cois "hot chicken" sandwich with poutine on the side.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

It looks like they have vitamin pills and shampoo on the table, background towards the right. The complete meal, Qu?b?cois style.

 

[Daniel E.]

shampoo on the table

Also known as gravy thickener.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Also known as gravy thickener.

:rofl:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

 

[Daniel E.]

What Canadians living in Florida miss the most about Canada:

• The ability to ice stake to work.
• Taking the kids to polar bear petting zoos.
• Preparing Thanksgiving dinner in 5 minutes using Kraft Dinner.
• Socializing with conversation starters like "Cold, eh?" and "Would you like a donut?"
• Lower subscription rates to Canadian magazines like Hypothermia Today.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

• We still have jobs available up here.

 

[gooblax]

• The ability to ice stake to work.

Do you have to use the ice stakes on vampire snowmen? Canada sounds more treacherous than I thought!

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Did you not see 30 Days Of Night or The Thng?

 

[gooblax]

30 days of night? Over here in Aussie-land we get too much sunshine for that
But err, no, I haven't seen those. I'll be sure to arm myself with ice stakes before viewing.

 

[Daniel E.]

Shocking news:

Air Canada voted 'Best Airline in North America'

 

[David Baxter PhD]

The magazine's international survey was focused on responses of frequent premium travellers who average 33 round-trip flights a year and with 96 per cent of them travelling in first class or business class regularly.

If they asked the people who didn't fly first class they'd get a very different story. Air Canada is overpriced and underserviced.

 

[Daniel E.]

1st class:



Everyone else: