Cat Dancer
MVP
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
I thought Canada hated us, why would they want to invade us?
I thought Canada hated us, why would they want to invade us?
- Thread starter Daniel E.
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David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
We would if we wanted more oranges or tacos. For now, we have enough so you're safe.
We would if we wanted more oranges or tacos. For now, we have enough so you're safe.
Cat Dancer
MVP
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
Although, today it appears you have invaded with your evil snow.
Although, today it appears you have invaded with your evil snow.
tasha
Member
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
CD, it's only because, as Canadians, we LOVE to share with our neighbours (note the spelling)
I've got to thank David and Daniel for all the hilarity... I've just read this entire thread and laughed my head off!! :2thumbs:
CD, it's only because, as Canadians, we LOVE to share with our neighbours (note the spelling)
I've got to thank David and Daniel for all the hilarity... I've just read this entire thread and laughed my head off!! :2thumbs:
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
I thought that was YOUR snow blowing up here...
Although, today it appears you have invaded with your evil snow.
I thought that was YOUR snow blowing up here...
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
Don't forget to read Part 1 and Part 2 as well.
Don't forget to read Part 1 and Part 2 as well.
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
That's why I have a cat.
'Cat poop coffee' comes to Calgary | Calgary & Alberta | News | Calgary Sun
That's why I have a cat.
'Cat poop coffee' comes to Calgary | Calgary & Alberta | News | Calgary Sun
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
Eeewww...
Eeewww...
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
It's nice to see another valid reason to visit Calgary, besides the country music
It's nice to see another valid reason to visit Calgary, besides the country music
tasha
Member
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
Jeff Foxworthy on "Living in Canada"
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in Canada :2thumbs:
The hilarious thing is, I can honestly answer 'YES' to all of the questions except for the miles on my snowblower and that's only cuz I don't own one! :rofl:
Jeff Foxworthy on "Living in Canada"
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.
If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,you may live in Canada.
If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.
If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.
If you actually understand these jokes you definitely live in Canada :2thumbs:
The hilarious thing is, I can honestly answer 'YES' to all of the questions except for the miles on my snowblower and that's only cuz I don't own one! :rofl:
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 3
"It's funny because it's true" ~ Homer Simpson :homer:
"It's funny because it's true" ~ Homer Simpson :homer:
Atlantean
Member
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us)
...For crying out loud: Get over yourself!
Edit: That was in reference to the butt-hurt Canadian who was so offended by this thread. Forgot to quote their post. Sorry!
...For crying out loud: Get over yourself!
Edit: That was in reference to the butt-hurt Canadian who was so offended by this thread. Forgot to quote their post. Sorry!
bloodwood
Full Member, Forum Supporter
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us)
Re: Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us)
If you're in the country where the people invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone, short wave radios and the canad-arm, then you'll know you are in Canada .... Well. In fact, if you even know what a zamboni is (without googling, or binging), then you are in Canada!
If you're in the country where the people invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone, short wave radios and the canad-arm, then you'll know you are in Canada .... Well. In fact, if you even know what a zamboni is (without googling, or binging), then you are in Canada!
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Canada Post joke:
"Did you know postage is still 3 cents? The other sixty is for storage."
"Did you know postage is still 3 cents? The other sixty is for storage."
.... and I thought that the other $0.60 was to help pay for food for the sled-dog team .... Welcome back Daniel! I missed you / your contributions.
David Baxter PhD
Late Founder
Love this part:
comments:
Bsaid...Oh my God you are a LIFESAVER! I had no idea such a place existed and I'm dying for some dill pickle chips right now! I'm kicking myself because I was just in Canada last week but I didn't even think about them then
I did remember the KD however!
Thank you so much for posting this news! I was afraid I was going to have to ask someone back home to ship some over lol.
11/30/2008 8:18 AM
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