Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 5

[Daniel E.]

#squeaky-clean-eating

 

[Daniel E.]

More clean eating, Canada edition:

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[Daniel E.]

At least in 2015, Winnipeg and Vancouver had the highest average parking fines:





"This spot was one of the most ticketed in Winnipeg in 2015, with $96,000 in fines given out to more than 1,000 motorists on the north side of the street alone. Looking at both sides of the street, more than 2,500 motorists got a ticket on this block."

Source: https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/marketplace-parking-tickets-canada-nov-17-1.3854094

 

[GaryQ]

That's because it's where the biggest hospital is (Health Science Centre) and parkade starts at 8$ to go in and out. Optimists think they can get in and out of the hospital in less than 2 hours and get a wakeup call from the Ticket Master

We also have Photo Radar here! Fixed at traffic lights and then the sneaky bastard vehicles randomly parked. You definitely know when you get one even on a sunny day the flash is like a 100000000 lumen strobe! Expensive!!!!!

 

[Daniel E.]

I figure Winnipeg needs the money to de-ice the roads 24/7, 365 days of the year

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[GaryQ]

I figure Winnipeg needs the money to de-ice the roads 24/7, 365 days of the year

Nope salt stops working below -15C which means roughly from before Winter officially starts to after it officially ends. Pretty much only thing kept somewhat clear is the TransCanada Hwy.

They let it pile and compact on city streets then wait till it's like -40 and try and scrape it off then mother nature takes over sometime in April to clear the roads then they take forever to clean up all the sand they put on the roads :facepalm:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Ontario Starter Pack

 

[Daniel E.]

“I don’t even know what street Canada is on.”

~ Al Capone

 

[GaryQ]

“I don’t even know what street Canada is on.”

~ Al Capone

You think he would have known... Most of his Income was from bootlegging Canadian booze.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

 

[Daniel E.]

Dog breeds that are actually Canadian, eh? - The Trupanion Blog

 

[Daniel E.]

Newfoundland:





(may need branch cutters to trim the nails )

 

[Daniel E.]

 

[Daniel E.]

Canadian Uber:

 

[gooblax]

I've been hanging out with you Canadians for too long - last night I had a dream involving poutine pizza.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

Do they have that in Australia?

 

[gooblax]

Do they have that in Australia?

I've never seen it on a menu or anything. There are a couple of places that sell regular poutine but I've never bought it.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

You should try it! Much better than Vegemite. And talk about healthy! Chips, gravy, and cheese curds!