You first wake up in the morning. It is very cold, around 6 in the morning.
Our igloos only have wood heating, so you must go collect some firewood. Do not take it from the beaver’s dam, you may anger them. Do not cut the trees either, or the environmentalists will come.
Next, it’s time for breakfast. As always, poutine with maple syrup.
It’s around 8 in the morning now, and you have to start the day off at the frozen lake, playing hockey. Don’t wear a jacket; you will look like an American.
After the four hour hockey marathon, it’s the daily lingustics competition. The events: 100m eh dash where you say 100 ehs as fast as possible. Of course, you will also compete in the 4x100 relay of saying 100 sorrys as fast as possible.
It’s the evening, and what better way to finish off the day than to build an igloo watchtower and laugh at American politics? Then, watch Canadian satire on American politics and laugh again.
As light begins to fade, we crawl back into our igloos and go to sleep. Goodnight Mr. Canadian, you’ll do the same tomorrow.
Winnipeggers are a strange breed, no question. On their defense, maybe they didn’t know the restaurant was on fire; maybe they just thought someone was overcooking the burgers. [emoji4]
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