Anti-Canadian Content (Laughing With Us, Not At Us) Pt. 5

[Daniel E.]

 

[Daniel E.]

Taco Bell leaves customers dumbfounded after announcing 'ridiculous' new menu item: 'Why though?'
September 17, 2020

It's a classic pairing: A glass of fine, red wine and some wonderfully savory, high-end cheese.

A less classic pairing? That cheese coming from Taco Bell.

That's a pairing some fast food lovers will soon be able to try though, as the chain is debuting its own custom wine.

The limited-edition beverage, hilariously named Jalapeño Noir, is currently for sale at Taco Bell Canada, both online and in select stores. The beverage is meant to be paired with the restaurant's new Toasted Cheesy Chalupa, which is supposedly made with six-month-aged cheddar...

 

[Daniel E.]

 

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How cats survive the winter in Canada:

 

[Daniel E.]

Canadian maple syrup stays fresh forever:

 

[David Baxter PhD]

How cats survive the winter in Canada:

"I can no longer fit through the pod bay door, Hal. Can you open the cargo bay door?"

 

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[David Baxter PhD]

Americans have some strange ideas about what happens in Canada.

I imagine Australians could say the same...

 

[Daniel E.]

Exactly, eh. You guys are just like us, but with less narcissism and more snow

 

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[Daniel E.]

Saturday Night Live last night describing Montreal: "The best part of Canada and the worst part of France."

 

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[David Baxter PhD]

I say that to Mindy sometimes...

Me: How's it goin', eh?

Mindy: Meow.

Me: Are you having a good day so far? Did you have a a nice tuna fish supper?

Mindy: Meow.

Me: Meow, eh?

Mindy: (agreeing with me) Meow.

 

[David Baxter PhD]

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